/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18608355
>Not just using cast iron like a real man.

>TFW you realize you can buy cooking wine and vanilla extract with your EBT card despite it not being allowed for alcohol purchases
>TFW you can buy listerine on Sunday when your state legally isn't allowed to sell Alcohol

>>17554715
>The working class are the ones who made today's unintelligent, useless socialities wealthy.
We got ourselves a commie lads.
Tally-ho! Load the grapeshot!

>>14295680
>this statue is the first buy one get one free garlic bread
i nearly shit myself

>sausage cart outside of a home depot
>has both pepsi and coke products

>>13360328
the patrician egg storage device, I use one myself so I can select the most perfectly qualified egg for any culinary application. I may purchase a second one soon!

>>13259765
>>13259768
>>13259998
It's fresh frozen

>>13067765
>Not splashing Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne on your Captain Crunch for a midnight snack
Go beg the welfare office for more neetbux, us wagies are truly living

>>13071102
Peppered. I love the spicy kick.
>tfw you crunch down on a big piece of peppercorn

>he fell for the weed is bad for you meme
More ganja for us.

What something cheap but can make you seem rich or cultured to impress retard normies?

example of something I already do
>sour dough toast covered on one side with honey/jam and lightly warmed brie with the option of deli meats if you feel like it

>>12695911
Chicken and waffles with a side of fried green tomatoes naturally.
>tfw Southern white

>>12650951
Get a load of this guy anons, he doesn’t know how to activate his tomatoes!

>>12641007
>calls self American
>bows to English pigs
I shiggy diggy.

>>12578465
based and neetpilled

>>12523669
>MAGAfag Amerimuts are so booty-bothered by their president being a dumb fatfuck who ruined their economy that they literally attack the idea of free press
>still going to vote for Orange Man in 2020 to stick it to da libruls

>>12384869
>be eating in the Lindt Cafe (Sydney)
>get held up in a hostage situation
>die

>go to the beer store
>buy pick six
>empty beer down my sink
>line my dresser with empty bottles of obscure microbrews
>have a girl over
Oh yes I'm a bit of a connoisseur of obscure microbrews. Anything with rye, most specifically IPA's. Gotta have those hops! I can't stand plebeian beer such as Lone Star and Steel Reserve, my palette is simply too advanced.

I flex on y'all haters

>>11381539
>>11381540
>mfw he wont stop tipping his fedora