/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15735989
You were under the assumption that women poop.
They do not. This one >>15735638
was just dispensing an unseen bottle of Smuckers Magic Shell sauce on the floor to test its hardening abilities on non-frozen, non-dairy products.

>>15656400
>doritos spicy

>>14932808
>I think I'm better than anyone else because I personally say and think so
You're just as pathetic, anon.

>>14820259
you wish tranny

>>14759115
>he doesn't use fresh beans from his garden

>lettuce is buttery
>chardonnay is buttery
What are some other retarded food comparisons? Neither of those have a single flavor or texture similarity to separated milk fat.

>Stop having hobbies!

>not making Meow mix nachos

>>14491692
>not making your own mayo

>>14203177
>doesn't use cast iron properly
>gets angry at how thermodynamics work for pan handles
>"Wow cast iron is shit"

Why the fuck do people prefer obvious fake cheese, non crumbly Cheese Its.
A Cheese Nip tastes like you're actually eating a piece of cheese, the overall texture is far more superior than the overly crisp bite you have with the Cheese It.
Also, if you like Jerma you're just a grade-A retard. He's just the new PewDiePee you rejects.

>>14108559
>>14108579
>>14108584
>>14129657
Candy corn is hated because it uses two of the shittiest colors (yellow and orange), it tastes like wax, and the texture of the candy itself is literally just wax.
You have all these candies to choose from, especially on Halloween, and you fags choose candy corn??? Just kill yourselves, why live when your tastebuds obviously don't work correctly.

>>14034284
>baking is just mixing shit with no thought process
Jesus fucking christ I'm seething.

>>13959609
As a fellow vagina owner, I regularly make food from scratch for my fiance and there are times where he wants to make the food himself and feel cool about it. I don't really care, cooking is labor intensive, if I don't cook then it's laziness at best.
>aka, (you) are a lazy fuck who probably is cheap enough to think anything with effort is gay
>inb4 tits or gtfo even tho this is /ck/

>>13524279
>Lido
SHIGGY DIGGY

>>13113023
>cheese on the cold side

>>12918928
>falling for momscience

>>12576749
>cook before eating
The absolute state of Americans

>>12060804
>2011+8
>not putting your bread in the fridge/freezer

>blended

>>11181250
of course you do, sweaty

>>10969028
what do you use to catch termites? your hands?

>>10884444
>mild but distinct flavors; mustard, lemon zest, dill, coriander
>exotic

>wanting to live a long life