/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you guys ever had bedbugs?
ticks are small fucking bananas compared to bedbugs

>waitress mistakenly puts down a second menu

so i've got a bag of frozen kale that i'd like to start throwing into my meals like maybe in omelettes or something like that, maybe just as a side with dinner

is there a way to thaw it relatively quickly without it turning to shit? or if I thaw like a handful or two overnight will it be okay in the morning?

any tips to make it palatable?

>>9650791
>>What is having significant other
I don't know

>Cook something
>Take a few bites
>Realize you weren't hungry and just wanted to cook something
>Put it in the fridge where it'll be no good later
>But cooking it was fun
Am i the only one

>>8945604
>get a bag of almonds
>activate one
>opens up like a transformer and a little head and mouth pop out yelling
>"ALPHA TWO THREE SEVEN!!! FULLY INITIATED!!!!! VRRRRRDDDD!!!! VRRRUUUD!!!!! WE ARE ONLINE!!!! MARK VECTOR SEVEN SIX!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!"
>i just stand there following the almond's all terrain movement across the kitchen table and falls off the edge and breaks
>silence comes back into full focus and i turn to look at the lawn from the kitchen window
>maybe i should mow

>>8932564
Yup, them timer knobs are a real heartbreaker

a girlfriend

>tfw no gf
recipes for this feel?

>tfw no qt 7yo loli to cook for

>be me
>it's me and my girlfriends first anniversary
>take her to her favorite Mexican restaurant
>she brought my favorite wine
>the dinner was great and so was dessert
>we go home and drink more wine