/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10059646
yes, the 12 year old calling me names is calling me 12 years old. brilliant. Sorry your daddy taught you that deer and other creatures you probably hunt ( which is probably cows on some guys farm you are stealing from cause you can't aim for shit) don't have brains.

>>9879753
newfag

>>9858381
Jynx! You owe me a SIP!

What could I have done better?

pro tippY!

never heat up leftovers in a microwave, always use the oven or a toaster oven for negative sogginess!

>>9675563

White and black.

Why are sip threads so gay?

>>9609097

>>9572520
It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

I had to leave my girlfriend a few days ago, going to be gone for 2 months for work.
I opened my backpack for the first time today and found a bag with 2 Monster Energy™ Zero Ultras™, 1 Ultra Sunrise™, a large bag of beef jerky, and a note.
This is true love fellow sippers. I'm going to marry this girl.

>>9437357
wrong, it's boxxy newfriend; try lurking for 5 more years before posting.

>>9425061
Huh

Hurricane Irma Protip: If you live in Florida and everyone is already out of bottled water, check the energy drink aisle. The human body can sustain itself almost indefinitely on Monster Energy™ and Monster Energy Ultra™ brand energy drinks as a replacement for water, should the need arise. Hurricane Irma, Unleash the Beast.™

>>9358893
>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9358904
>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
You guys ever wonder what we're gonna do when January 1st, 2018 rolls around? I am worried about having to redo all my dank memes. But bruh...
>that first sip of the new year

>>9322265
I blame boxxy babee

>>9293436
S I P B O Y S make girls wet. 2017.

>>9259886
>trump sips
Boxxy sippin too