/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey voice, how's work been dude?

I'm slightly intoxicated and have a pantry full of the norm..... What to eat with my baked beans.

Pic semi-related

>>6476527
I'm having a huge ass taco fiesta night thing tomarrow with a few friends from work.
A couple times a month everyone pitches in a little something - guac, chips, refried beans, whatever, and we cook it all up and sit around neckbearding it up, watching shitty movies and talking about vidya
I'll take pictures.

>>6214666
/tv/ pls

It could be the mothers shitty lifestyle before the kids are born. Instead of staying home and taking care of themselves, girls are still going out and getting drunk and gangbanged and smoking themselves fucking retarded, then later on wondering why thier kid is so fucked up.

I'd love them more if they supplied me with some fucking bags for my groceries, instead of charging me for them, or having to go on a fucking scavenger hunt for boxes every time I shop there.

Good place to buy shit in mass quantities, especially pastas and canned goods.
The bread is usually iffy, and the meat is generally shit tier, but the rest of it is usually alright.

>>6171013
Eat something, like a sandwich or something light. You get drunk faster on an empty stomach.
Also make sure to take a shit before you go, so in case you pass out you don't shit on yourself.
The "Beer before liquor" saying is false. Beer goes with everything, even sake, until tequila and his 5, 6 or 7 friends show up.

>>6165787
What trade did you get into, and how old are you?

>>6161153
I think the wierdest thing that happens behind the scenes in Walmart is how the union is portrayed as this seriously evil entity that wants to steal your signature and force you to go on strike and be unemployed while they take all your money with union dues.

After 5+ years, my only major bitch is that sometimes it feels like i'm back in highschool, with all the gossiping and whining and tantrum throwing and drama from grown fucking adults.
Yes, I get it, you hate your job and the customers are awful. Maby the customers would be a little happier if you helped them instead of taking an hour and a half for your fucking 15 minute break?

>>6160939
/ck/ mostly stays on topic until the fast food shills, anti-meat shitposters and 'muh organic free range' faggots show up.
Even then, the shitposting is usually at a minimum compared to other boards.
Its pretty nice here.

>>6153277
As much shit as I talk about Shitcagos pizza casseroles, i've always wanted to try one.
I'm curious about how it would taste.
Part of my dream is to travel around and try wierd food from different places.
I'm only like 4 hours away from there.. so hopefully later this year i'll be able to report back.
I'll take pictures too.

I've always wanted to try one of those wierd looking chicago dogs, where they put 5 pounds of vegetables and condiments on them for some reason.

Are they trying to hide the shitty taste of the hot dog itself? Is this just a cultural thing?
Why do they have such a taboo about ketchup when they dress the hotdog so heavily it looks like a fucking salad?
So many questions.

I worked at a Bob Evans quite a few years ago, and our ice machine would randomly break down in the middle of the day.
They'd make us scrub out a trash can and wheel it over to Applebees to fill it up so we'd have ice for the rest of the shift.
It felt wierd rolling a big trashcan full of ice across the parking lot. I always wondered what would happen if a customer ever reported us doing that shit.

Its that burger place thats always mentioned last, and you're like
>"Oh yea.. that place still exists. Whatever. "

I think the best thing I can say about it is that its 'not shit'.

Walmart guy here. I've seen some shit.

I honestly believe that there are people who wake up angry because they know that someone, somewhere, is happy.
Thier mission in life is to make everyone else around them as angry and depressed and miserable as they are.
No matter how much you smile, or try to be nice, or try to go out of your way for them, they'll STILL find something to bitch and piss and moan about. And its alllll your fault.

Even the most happy go lucky optimistic cashier eventually turns into a withered, sarcastic husk of a person after so many years of dealing with the public.
I wasn't a drinking man until I became a manager in this hellhole.

I don't eat out very often, but when I do, I generally go for broke and just order deluxe extra large everything with extra everything on top with the largest drink they've got.

If you've got the money to eat out, you might as well do that shit properly and enjoy yourself.

>>5565546
Fuck yea Rally fries.
The burgers are 'okay', and its not as overpriced as 5 guys.

Indiana is pretty much dead as far as restaurants and food culture goes.
We've got Penn Station in the larger cities, and you'll find a kickass burger in the odd truckstop here and there, and a halfass nice place for a drink near the colleges, but.. eh.
Fuck Indiana.
If you ever find yourself here, keep driving. As fast as you can. As soon as you get outta your car, you're stuck here.

>>5520654
Agreed.
It bugs the shit outta me.
I understand that they want to be 'open' and that they're comfortable with being gay. Awesome. Thats great. I am too.
...I just don't feel the need to dress up in fucking sequins and high heels and dildos and strut down the street making a spectacle of myself.
Thats all it is. Attention whoring shit that you should just keep to your fucking self.

>>5504551
I agree.
Much like business owners have every right to tell gun owners to fuck off and wave thier firearms elsewhere.
They should have the final say on what goes on in their place of business.

I always thought shepherds pie was basically meatloaf covered in mashed potatoes

Restaurants are private places of business where your 'public' right to bear arms and everything else ends at the front door.
If they tell you to fuck off and wave your firearms around elsewhere, its their right to do so.

>>5423236
A friend of mine bought one of the giant cans of it last night before we left work.
She said it was pretty good.
I'm kinda curious about it now.. because they can't keep it stocked on the shelves without people loading thier carts down with it.
((..or the local gas station indians buying like 3 carts of the shit for thier store))

Is it hype? Or is it really 'that' good?
I'm not a fan of Dew, but i'm wanting to try it now to see what the fuss is about

If pigs started to evolve or adapt or whatever to where their flesh started to taste bitter and nasty, or they suddenly started fighting back against their captors and developing speech or some other form of communication to us, then yes. I'd stop eating them.

But until then.. nah. Pork is just too tasty to 'not' eat.

I think microbrews are overpriced and overrated, and i'd rather purchase a 30 pack of Natty Ice over any of that bullshit 'hurrrr muh hops muh triple brewed' hipster bathwater.

I'm fine with this.
They'll just have to find something else to fish for while I stuff myself full of cheap seabugs.

Or they could stop being so greedy and capitalize on it by banding together and only agreeing to sell 'just enough' of them to get the prices back up.
Fishermen alone control the price of lobster, not some snooty restaurant in New York.

Its like diamonds. There are mines in Africa with so many diamonds that they're tripping over the fucking things like regular rocks, yet they're so expensive because the men who control the mines decide on how many of them get distributed and when, and how much they 'should' be worth.