/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8068952
The only type of girl you'll bag with that kind of plate are the overweight bruh ones, unless you're dating one of those bar hopping cardio bunnies which I doubt anyone on 4chan has the aesthetic means or mutual interests to pick up.

Every nerdy thin girl I've ever dated was either a picky eater or had an underlying eating disorder, and they've always rejected that kind of fried or carby stuff like pasta. Even though they always said they loved food. Liars.
Apparently one girl I dated just ate the veggies I'd cook to be polite, she'd always push the other food I made to the side or nibble like a bird before claiming to be full. I'd prepare gorgeous meals like sea bass and lamb but she'd never touch em. I later found out through mutual friends that she had confessed to throwing up "unsafe" meals in my bathroom sink because she was afraid of getting fat instead of going for a walk or something. That explained why my bathroom sink was always mysteriously clogged with mushy pink gunk. That fucking broad had a hard time eating anything but veggies and chicken but even then only certain vegetables because stuff like broccoli was gross to her. Couldn't even take her to restaurants or festivals without her getting this nervous look in her eye, so one time I was joking around and said "What, afraid you'll get fat?" and she broke down and accused me of thinking she was some hamplanet for hours after that. She'd always say to our friends that she loved food but after awhile we all knew she had a problem.

So yeah, I don't even waste my time preparing anything but snack foods for bitches if they're just going to chuck later. At best they'll get some hummus and veggies from me if I'm feeling generous.