/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be al/ck/
>never have solid shits
>at work
>have to shoot liquid out my ass every 30-45 minutes
>company bathrooms stocked with coarsest single ply TP
>asshole starts to bleed from constant shitting and wiping with terrible TP
>shit so much it never gets time to heal
>constantly checking to make sure it's just my asshole bleeding, and that I'm not actually shitting blood

The ride never ends

>go on bender
>feel like shit after
>WD's for a couple days
>keep promising I'm never going to drink and do this to myself again
>day 3-4 rolls around
>back to feeling fantastic
>"Well, maybe I'll just drink a little bit tonight"

And the cycle keeps goin' boys

>in college
>work as a janitor to earn some beer money
>fellow janitor is a Mexican immigrant
>he goes back to Mexico to visit his family
>brings back some Mole sauce his wife made for us to try
>it tasted fucking amazing
>also gave me food poisoning for multiple days straight
>mfw that's how you know it's authentic

yup, I've had the real deal

>>6839896
>Bitch you work at Wendy's and are shaped like the S-block from tetris