/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

Let's say I wanted to create the most heretical meal possible.
Something that will offend God. Any God. All Gods.

Hypothetically, what ingredients and dishes would it include?
Operating within US law, of course.

Flavor is optional, but recommended.