/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>stumble upon these at liquor store
>always hear about Trappist beers and want to give it a shot
>has rave reviews online, now I'm excited
>$23 fucking dollars for a 4-pack
>oh well, I'm willing to pay for quality
>crack open a bottle, into a short, wide mouth glass
>head fades in 30 seconds, almost absolutely no nose outside of faint malt
>tastes is flat, metallic malt with some high abv harshness, absolutely zero nuance
>almost instantly fades into a faint, lingering taste of metal

Jesus Christ, did I get fucking memed on?