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>>11172755
Because I want the one 5 year old Anon used to win a slot in a cookbook, not "Generic grilled pb&j Sandwich II" from All Recipe, you fucking asshole

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>>10863148
>Roommate reminds you that your pasta is ready
>>"Holy fuck what a retard turn it down dur hur"

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>>10493839
>has all this cereal at home
>still orders a bowl of cereal at the diner

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>>10000000
Look. If you had one shot. Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?

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>>9815123
>always overcook the shit out of shrimp and scallops

Fucking why though? Goddamn this post ruined my day.

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>>9531283
take this (you)
you've fucking earned it my friend

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>>9386914
>Monday was yesterday

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>>9114476
>Go to Subway on Christmas Eve
>Jaded sandwich artist keeps trying to take my order in Spanish, even though I spoke to him first in English
>Literally slaps together my meatball sub
>Doesn't even bother heating it up.
>"That'll be x dollars" as he glares at me
>Sandwich falls apart in the subway
Well fuck man. I had to work Christmas Eve too in the grocery store across the street, but you didn't see me acting like a cunt.

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>>9043368
"Is pepsi okay?"

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>>8799828
>>8799837
>phoneposter
>calling anyone reddit
discarded.

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