/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>few years ago, rich friend invites me over for dinner
>friend's dad has enough filet mignon and thicc ribeyes to go around twice
>friend's picky older brother goes for the ribeye because it looks bigger but makes a face when his dad plops it on his plate
>proceeds to cut every single bit of fat off that beautiful steak

>not shoving the whole cookie in your mouth then taking a gulp of milk to swish around so the cookie breaks up and becomes slurry that slides easily down your throat

>tfw you can drink any amount of coffee but you don't feel any effects of caffeine any more