/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15963236
The further south you go the more north you are carpet bagger. Florida is not a southern state.

>Fl*rida
What a fucking shithole

>>12347850
im still working on a good version but this was pretty good

Florida Man Chili
>4 cans beans, kidney and pinto (optional)
>2 cans diced tomato
>2 onions
> whole bulb of garlic (unless your actually has flavor)
>4 Poblano
>4 jalapeno
>1 can of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce
>2 cups beef broth
>a little brown sugar and cocoa powder
>obvious spices like chili powder, cumin, cilantro etc.
now here is where it gets decent
>1 pound of pork sausage browned with the veggies sauteed in its grease
>2 pounds of 80/20 ground beef made into burger patties and BBQ'ed then chopped into cubes so the beef doesn't just get lost in the chili also the BBQing adds a lot of flavor
you can add other shit like corn,carrot,celery but thats not for me.

>>12286433
>thanks for reading my blog
kek. south Florida is a hell of a place, its actually easier to get coke then crack here, most most crack heads wind up free basing coke because there is just so much coke everywhere. I was 14yo walking through a mall trying to sell pot asking every person i walked past and 9 out of the 10 people were like nah but you need some coke? and the tenths guy was like im a cop so nah but if you got some oxycotin im down. thanks for reading my blog

>>12188870
we tried that but farther north, Hillsborough mile in Broward has some of the most expensive property in the country and their own private police force that takes their job a little too serious. All we did was move an umbrella but since it was technically moved off their property and the umbrella was bought in a set with all the other furniture they charged us with grand theft ...and the charges stuck, felony umbrella movement. We were lucky and the judge gave us the option to get it expunged from our record after fines and community service

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>>9772325
>Blaming the state that's on the other fucking side of the country for the shittiness that is Florida

>>9697907
Are you me? My mom recently left my dad for some shithead in Florida.
Fuck Florida, man.

>>6221353
as much as you'd desperately like to be part of NYC, you're not. you're guidobro trash from the burbs that the civilized world would like to sink out at sea. kind of like florida, but where the shitheads are 20 and not 80.

have a nice life, wannabe

>>4703743

That's how you can tell the good ones.