/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I guess not

>go shopping on the walk home from work every friday
>stop at 3 stores on the way, one is 30 minutes east of work, and I have to walk back 1 hour in the other direction stopping at 3 others
>by the time I reach the 3rd I am usually quite sweaty due to my weight
>the 3rd is also the only one without a self checkout
>the staff there have started to notice that I often smell
>will make jokes and make fun of me, without my consent
>they call me 'stinky clinky' because the canned food from the other stores makes a clinking sound in my backpack
>have asked them to stop before and even sent an email to the regional management of the store but nobody responds
>they think they are just joking but it hurts my feelings
>have started filling my backpack with bubble wrap to try and lessen the clinking noise
>they saw the bubble wrap when I opened my backpack to put in some lentils
>now they call me 'poppy blobby'
>always make joke about my scent to the othe customers
>have literally been approached in the street by a regular customer there who was an old lady and thanked me for making clinking noises because it lets her know she can still hear in her old age
>thanked her for that