/ck/ - Food & Cooking

did I make carbonara?

Have you ever ruined a dish just so you can take a photo and post it on /ck/

I just made carbonara ala scrambled

>>8731223
You mean like this?

Maybe I'm just a fucking retard. This is the second fucking time that I've gone online and tried to follow a fucking recipe for something that looked good. Looked good. Until I fucking cooked it, pic related.

It tastes like raw fucking spaghetti and then there's also bacon in it. None of these fucking flavors work together. A fucking POUND of spaghetti and they tell you "oh just toss it with the bacon and cheese and eggs". The only fucking pan I had that's big enough is this big shit 12" frying pan and even then it was fucking spilling out because there's too much fucking spaghetti.

This tastes like shit, I just wasted a fucking hour and a half preparing this, and now I have about $12 of food that tastes like shit sitting in a fucking pan on my counter

Who the fuck writes these recipes? Do they not fucking test them? Fucking WHAT BENEFIT COULD SOMEONE GAIN from posting a fucking fake shit recipe? What the fuck good does that do?

Fuck this fucking cooking thing

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/11973/spaghetti-carbonara-ii/