/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11522322
I doubt anyone here remembers Angie.

>>11153293
>in the form of web comics
The closest thing you'll get is vertical recipes. An art that unfortunately died on /ck/ years ago.
You came at a bad time.

>>10968540
Sir those are salad shrimp.

>>10834430
For the love of god anon tell us

>>10735830
>I even use mustard if I'm alone
What the fuck anon?

>Look up a recipe
>there's a fucking autobiography's worth of text before getting to the actual recipe

>>10620689
You ever look at a group of fat girls and think of them like a solar system? Think about it, one girl is always fuckhuge obese. This would be the HamStar, then there's always 1 or 2 big fat chicks who aren't quite as fat as the star, those are the HamPlanets, then theres always 1 or 2 skinny girls who hang out with the hambeasts to make themselves look more attractive. They're basically moons right? Then there's probably a couple beta males who regularly join and leave the group in an attempt to fuck one of them. So like comets I guess.

>>10380456
Why would you even consider that

>>10339399
I narrate everything I'm doing, but only when I'm alone.

I also have a weird thing with potatoes and apples where I need to obsessively dig out brown spots while leaving as much of the rest of the flesh intact as possible, so I'll be there for like ten minutes with a scalpel carving a potato up like I'm playing fucking operation. Then when I'm done, I peel it and dice it anyway, so it's like what the fuck was even the point, but if I don't do it then it makes my skin crawl and destroys my ability to enjoy the end result.