/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20507228
He writes them;

Michellin stars make you a whore
And trying to keep them is such a chore
So I threw em away
But I've got bills to pay
So how would you like to buy some Knorr

-Marco Pierre White

>>20136300
I was thinking Arabindian Jewgreek.

>>17255746
Honey mustard, or blue cheese.

You could offer me the finest cut off beef on the planet and I'd rather have the chickie tendie and some dippie

>>16358218
>The Catbird Seat
>(A Restaurant)

Oh thank God they cleared that up, I thought it was an auditorium for strange animals.

>>15638283
Still tasted great. And I didn't cook it to begin with.

Tomato sauce sandwich.

Get a slice of bread. make a square with tomato sauce. Get another slice of bread. Make an X. Place the two together SAUCE SIDE TOGETHER. Boom. Sandwich.

>>9024873
Makes my tinkler tingle.

>>8852513
>invertebrates

>>8035073
>not politely declining the cake
>not pulling an emergency egg tart from your pocket

>>7191215
>enjoy your sugar and vegetable oils

I do, just not in excess. There is no point to getting "natural" peanut butter when it's literally the same amount of calories as normal peanut butter but you have to stir it. It's not like sugar and vegetable oil are going to make you fat when it's the same amount of calories for both products.

Do you also buy fat free organic Oreos because you think they're healthier for you?

>>6874589
I'd impregnate you.