/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey guys I'm in a bit of a bind and I need some help really quick.

Here's my situation, I'm a compulsive gambler and am in hock to two shylocks called the Bambino Brothers. They like to get paid promptly or else I swim with the fishes see?

Okay they broke into my apartment and roughed me up real good and told me I'll be wearing cement shoes if I don't pay up or make it right.

I tell them I got no money so they thought for a bit and told me if I could come up with the tastiest pizza pie this side of Naples they'd forget about the debt. I stammered a bit and said 'yeah sure' to save my bacon.

The rub is see, I can't cook for nothin' and I need a dynamite pizza pie recipe right quick or it's bon voyage for me on a long under the sea vacation!