/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You have been with him since day one.

Standing at the precipice of a new era in food reviewership, you boldly leaped with him into the unknown, letting him be your guide to this strange new world. You reveled with your fellow broeys as he gave you Arby's Meat Mountain, Hamburghetti, and the Monkey Style burger. You stood by him like a dog at his masters' heel, even during the sorrowful Weight Watchers Era, while his detractors grew stronger.

You made art for him. You wrote poetry, made videos, created fan clubs, and even wrote a musical about him.

You fought in the front lines of Operation Woo. You stood with your fellow broeys like a bastion against the dread queen LadyTrayce, who whispered like a serpent into Joey's ear, trying to make him into a shell of a man. She lost that battle, but remains an ever-present stain on Joey's videos. And thus began Operation Back On The Rails. You went toe to toe with the legions of Ken "the discreet cheat" Domik, smiting his anti-Joey propaganda wherever his black tendrils reached. But Ken and LadyTrayce are vile creatures with many troll accounts, and their insidious influence is far reaching, and it is hard to know if we or they are winning in this war.

Tomorrow we enter a new era, my broeys. In a few hours we will know the outcome of Operation BOTR, and whether our lord is truly ours again or has fallen into darkness. Whatever the outcome is, be this a return to the Elder Days or an era even more bleak than the Weight Watching era, I am honored to have been your kindred broey.