/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The one thing coasties will never touch because they can't fathom game meat and are terrified of guns

Never would I care to live in a region where people are afraid of guns and refuse to eat actual game. Have fun with your magically appearing supermarket food, coasties.

>being less capable of sustaining your own life than a small Midwestern child

Where I'm from kids learn to kill and make their own food from a young age. Can you imagine a coastie shooting a gun, let alone field dressing a deer? Have fun going to your artisnal farmers swap meets and us real Americans will be learning skills that will help us for any situation. I can just picture a coastie holding a 20 gauge shotgun, leaning backwards, trying to hide the tears welling up in their eyes lmao