/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I know it's not /ck/ related, but I had the roommate back in college that would pilfer little things from me now and then. A pair of headphones, some crackers, various other things. One night I found he had done his laundry with my laundry detergent and I worked myself up into such a sperg rage that I poured the whole bottle down the sink.

A few weeks later I woke up to him trying to take another pair of my headphones off my desk. I wanted to beat his ass so bad, but in the end I just stared in his face and took them out of his hand, then went back to sleep.

Oh, and there was the time he got shitfaced while I was away for the weekend and I came back Sunday afternoon to find he had vomited in our shared sink (we lived in a dorm) and failed to clean it up. I had to go buy fucking drain cleaner out of my own pocket so I could use the sink. He came back a couple days later and was like "uhhh sorry man I didn't know you'd be back so soon" like motherfucker I go to class Monday through Friday, why wouldn't I be back?