/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the most comically unhealthy thing you've ever eaten? Points for complexity, so ideally not just a chunk of lard the size of your fist.

One time at a place in upstate New York I ordered the "Zinger Mountain Melt": Chicken fingers and fries tossed in garlic butter, covered in barbecue sauce, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. Like pic related, but saucier and twice as large a serving. One order was enough to feed a small African country for a week.