/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19462813
Not who you're replying to but I live an absolute cursed existence because I had a gf when I was a young man that would regularly eat my ass so I thought it was a normal sexual practice.
>tfw no girl since has wanted to lick my ass no matter how well I maintain my fitness, hygiene and grooming.

>>18879173
>At work
>Mention in small talk that I haven't eaten meat at all this year
>Get quite a few compliments from colleagues, some even say they've noticed I've lost weight
>mfw in reality I'm depressed as fuck and have just been eating potato chip sandwiches and peanut butter out of the jar and the weight loss is because I switched from beer to vodka in the evenings

>go whole day eating healthy
>hummus with pita chips, water, and carrots for breakfast
>ham and cheese sandwich with milk for lunch
>fried rice with celery, carrots, onions, and chicken breast for dinner

>ruin it all with a caramel frappe from maccies at 10pm
I hate myself.

My carbonara curdled

>>18230823
Ok I won’t I’m sorry

>ywn be force-fed bailey's cock