/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the trashiest thing you've ever eaten?

I'm talking about the fastest food, packed with grease and salt and as cheap as you can get. This thread is for the time when you were a gigantic slob and just grabbed whatever fat-packed meal you could, sat down and devoured it without two fucks.

So when was your time? Bonus points if you were drunk and/or ate it in a public area.