/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>1g of fat per serving cereal causes obesity
>not oily greasy mcdonalds burgers and fries
>not 70% fat frozen dinners
>not high fat high mac n cheese nugget meals
>not milk that raises insulin growth factor
I think your country is retarded.

>go into McDonalds
>order a McBurger and 2 fries
>they hand me a burger and 2 bags of fries
>"this isnt what i ordered"
>sir, yes it is
>we lock eyes.
>i squint.
>staring intensely for 75 seconds
>"you know what to do"
>i point at the clock with my eyes
>12:45 am on the dot
>he takes my food back
>removes all fries
>takes bun off burger
>grabs exactly 2 fries. places them like the hands of a clock.
>the time? 12:45 exactly
>he hands me the burger. i have a wry smile on my face. i dont accept the burger.
>"well?" i said
>he sighs. he lifts up the bun revealing the french fry clock "time to eat"
>i grab my mcburger and have the most satisfying meal of my life
>i even paid a little extra for fries even though i only had 2

so do you guys have any food rituals like that?

>>8324070
>unironic shitposting this seriously