/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4213972
Ummm then eat unsalted nuts?

If I was going to die tomorrow, I would eat a bucket of canoli cream

You cannot deny me this

I've worked as a waiter in the Inner City for three years and I can say black people are not nearly the worst when it comes to tipping.

The worst: Old white men. (Seriously)
Worst Race: Hispanics
Worst Social Group: Hipster/scene people

Of course I try to keep an open mind when waiting tables. I've had good and bad results with pretty much every minority and social group you can think of.

I worked with a girl who pretty much based her service quality on the person. She wouldnt even try to impress black customers because she knew she wouldnt get a tip. I'd always rub it in her face when I got some love, obviously you arent going to get a tip if you act like a racist cold bitch.

Most infuriating: I had a very wealthy looking family come in and run up a 125 dollar tab that really enjoyed their stay. They left a fake 5 dollar bill wedged under a plate that was actually a Biblethumper pamphlet that made "Tip" puns.

I also had this one black dude that came in on sundays around noon and watched whatever sport was on. He ordered a bacon cheeseburger, a strawberry milkshake, and one beer. Every time. He would leave if I wasnt there and always left me a ten dollar tip.

I eat canned sweet corn out of the can, after I drink the juices like gatorade

Same deal with canned beans

I scrape the bottoms of cake platters with forks and eat it, this includes the leftover frostings