/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6133711
Look I don't really drink coffee cause then I wouldn't be able to kill myself with pies and ice cream and general tsao's chicken. Like my diabetes forced me to decide what deliciousness I get throw my life away for and I picked deserts and chinese food nigga so I can't be a coffee guy but lookee here

somehow I'm now tired of this uh... new coffee aristocrat horseshit. Like it's invading non-coffee peoples' lives. When the fuck did coffee become like music where you can judge someone's whole existence on what they like and call them fags for it? It's fucking beans and water nigga.

What, whaaaat, hold on Florentine you handsome c-lister let me just finish-what... what the fuck does bitter coffee really doooo for you Jim?! Like- hold on cigarette voice let me finish- why whhhyyyy would anyone assssssk for their food to taste like shit? On purpose?! No don't put anything into my cup that would make it taste like ice cream. WHAT STUPID?! What would it ruin? Really? The organic non-tastiness of this colombian bean that some mexican wiped his ass with before he shipped to us anyway? Fucking- fucking stop man.

Why would you purposefully reject making something sweet? SWEET JIM?! Really?! And Milk is for faggots? really? for thousands of years milk has been keeping humans alive but if it's in your cup of boiled beans it's gay?

Come on man and milk as opposed to... and... hold on fuck... here's HOLD ON HERE'S what I'm saying marge simpson voice.

Nigga non-sweet coffee is only enjoyable BECAUSE IT'S HOT WHEN YOU DRINK IT.

BECAUSE WHEN IT'S COLD EVERYONE GOES "OH NO MY DAY AT THE OFFICE IS RUINED" AND POURS IT DOWN THE SINK BUT THE TASTE DOESN'T CHANGE WHEN IT'S HOT OR COLD NIGGA. THAT'S HOW ALWAYS HOW IT IS FLORENTINE YOU DOPE. YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THE DRINK, IT'S THE HEAT.
JUST GET A SOUP STUPID.