/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ive told this story before but I'll post it again

>>Be me like a year ago
>>Walk into McDonalds in Shakopee MN by Canterbury park
>>Store bitch is out mopping floors and cleaning
>>See name tag, name ends in "-berg"
>>Immediately go to bathroom and shit on floor
>>Wipe once and slam shit covered tp into mirror
>>Go to front counter and tell manager that someone destroyed their bathroom
>>Leave without buying anything