/ck/ - Food & Cooking

˙ǝɔiɹ ɹoɟ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɟo pɐǝʇsui ǝs∩ ˙ƃuiɹǝɯɯis ǝɹoɟǝq sǝlqɐʇǝƃǝʌ ǝɥʇ ʇsɐoɹ puɐ sʇɐǝɯ ɹnoʎ llɐ ɯoɹɟ sǝuoq ǝʌɐs:snuo𐐒
˙ɥsɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ui uʍoɹɥʇ ǝq plnoʍ ʇɐɥʍ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ sdnos ʇsǝq ʎɯ ɟo ǝɯoS
˙ʎɐʍɐ ʍoɹɥʇ/ʇsodɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'uiɐɹʇs uǝɥʇ ɹnoɥ uɐ ɹoɟ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɟo ʇod ɐ ui ɯǝɥʇ ɹǝɯɯis uǝɥ⊥ ˙ʇod ɐ lliɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ lliʇ ɹǝzǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ui uǝɥʇ ʇnd puɐ sʇoɹɹɐɔ 'uoiuo 'ɔilɹɐƃ ɯoɹɟ suiʞs puɐ sƃuiɯɯiɹʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝʌɐs sǝlqɐʇǝƃǝʌ ɟo ʇol ɐ ʇɐǝ noʎ ɟI
ʞɔoʇs/dnoS

>>17383734
read that as "eating pasta with a fork instead of your hands" at first and i got really confused

>>17250282
Gettin a pami for the missus, or a schnitty and a schoona on a tuesday from the pub.

>>17229846
>DO AUSTRALIANS REALLY

It looks like our true blue superiority is really making some seppo cunts aggro. He's cut as a mad snake. No wokkas, mate, don't be a sad cunt, be a mad cunt. Otherwise you're gonna make the ambos put in the hard yakka making sure you're not cactus after we snap ya for chuckin a wobbly and carrying on like a pork chop. Yeah, nah, you should be stoked for us, stop being a poof and you can be a ripper too, just have a cuppa concrete and harden the fuck up you galah. Fair dinkum but this turned into a complete dogs brekkie for you.

>>17103086
Absolute madman

>>16974863
Found you you Aussie cunt

CAPSICUM

>>16461081
Looks like roo poo. Have fun.

>>16423218
Wiss-ter-sheer

Wiss as in Wizz because England is Piss.
Ter as in terrible because Scotland is terrible.
Sheer as in sheering sheep because the welsh fuck sheep.

Get fucked UK

>>16372179
>Doesn't own a personality
>substitutes hot water and ground beans for one

Airplane mode: on/off
history/browser cache: cleared
Janitors: seething

>>14724353
Have you seen bacon prices lately? Pork prices fluctuate wildly Anon, that's why the McRib can only come when the prices are low and stay while they're making enough of a profit.

>>14696224

>>13683152
>Cook outside
>Winter
>$60 Aus

>>13027840

>>12362837
>big brians

>>12102868
Use it as a dildo if you don't feel safe to eat it, the bacteria on it will cure your gayness.

>>11949101
right here

>>11641408

>>11212143
The land down under.

>>11140786
YEAH LAD GET THAT UP YA
but seriously, vegemite has some nice b vitimins, and is very taste with butter.
I recommend adding some salt/pepper tomato , or even some nice cheese to pair with the vege. cheers cunt.

>>10738418
why dont you google it idiot lol

>Tell my new table that ill be back with their drinks in a minute
>Bring them back in 45 seconds
LOCK ME UP