/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>by myself at a cabin
>need some food
>go fishing in the river a mile down the hill
>catch a 13 inch trout on first cast
>first time I have been fishing in awhile so I forget to clean it in river and start following stream back up the mountain to the cabin
>realize my mistake when I get back
>to tired to want to go down and back up
>in bear country so I don't want to dispose guts nearby
>stream has running water and decide its fine
>make delicious fried lemon trout
>next day right before go out hiking I feel a disturbance
>I could only see this playing out poorly so I stay in
>Pain slowly building from constipation the whole day
>by night I'm rolling on the floor of the bathroom that hadn't been cleaned for at least 10 years just wanting nothing more than to shit and throw up
>it finally comes and literal liquid starts spraying from ass for a whole minute
>none of the pain is gone
>after another round 20 minutes later I just decide to pass
>diarrhea the whole next day
no regrets

not exactly food poisoning but
>drinking a gallon of water a day
>finished my jug for the day
>have a headache
>try smoking weed to see if it helps, not really
>promised friend I would visit him at FNM
>figured shop would have medicine, lol nope
>fill up bottle again and start drinking while sitting around talking with friend while he plays magic
>a couple hours go by and I realize I had drank another whole gallon of water
>feeling nauseous for 30 min before going outside
>make it 10 steps before ejecting water and stomach acid 8 feet into an empty parking spot just barley missing a car
>Found some grass and threw up again
>Find friend and act like nothing happened