/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17909103
Bully him about his body and encourage him to eat better. . You could also bring hot girls around constantly and he will see they won't give him any attention for being a slobby prick. He'll be so embarrassed and angry and jealous that he's not getting any action that he will either commit to getting fit or he will try to do passive aggressive bitchy little things to you. At which point, you kick his ass to assert your physical dominance. At that point, due to how human hierarchy's tend to work, he will listen to you when you tell him to do things. Then just tell him to exercise and insult him for every second that he remains a bitch.

Only do this if you actually care about him though. If he is just some random asshole then leave it alone

>>10642128
>adds fruit
REEEE SUGAR REEEEEEEEEEE
>no fruit
REEEEEEEE NO FRUIT

srsly tho I haven't had fruit in literally years and nothing's happened

>he doesn't eat rice with eggs and milk
>he doesn't drink half his bodyweight in milk every month
www.comeon.now