/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14011739
>gf in highschool is a worthless slut
>she wants to try this crap
>get parents to buy this shit
>she hates it, wont stop drinking my whiskey
>whiskey gone, forced to drink MD
>worst hangover in my life

>>14012324
>be 19 at bar in downtown (this is in the US)
>I'm the sound guy
>aka, I let my friends in a band borrow my PA system
>buddy brings me beers
>eventually tells me that the bar is straight to order from, they wont card me
>start ordering shots
>already drunk but still not drunk
>"What is the hardest stuff you guys have?"
>"This"
>rumple minze
>"pour it up!"
>get wasted off this stuff
>ask some 30 year old rekt'd whore to make out
>"okay"
>the boys are cheering me on
>we all get into the car
>driver is so drunk buddy in front seat has to steer for him
>we all still talk about how we practically almost died on that car ride home

>>13726623