/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Probably not, but beans are cheap and meat's getting more expensive so I eat beans 3/7 days.
Meat I'm using is in lesser quantities and slightly shittier, usually a bit of sausage or bacon for flavor, maybe a chicken dinner or two a week. Real red meat's become a once-a-month treat, but I dream of it at night.

>"If you eat beans frequently they won't give you gas!"
>eat beans once/thrice a week
>they still give me gas
What the fuck? Is the original statement a meme or do I have to consume beans daily?
I wake up in the middle of the night blasting my poor wife with braps, and I don't know if she's sleeping through it or is awake and too polite to say anything.

>7 am-5:30 pm
Eat nothing
>5:30 pm
Kidney Bean Soup

God damn is that a good feeling.