/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>enter buffet slop house
>LITERALLY serve yourself the entire time
>leave tip for glorified dish boy
What compels people to participate in such madness?

Hi guys. What are some of your tips, ideas, and suggestions for getting the most for your money at a buffet?

I generally bring a backpack in, pretending I'm a college kid, then pour entire plates of egg rolls, crab rangoon, sweet and sour chicken (without the sauce), and any other non-greasy/saucy dish.

Also stuff the fried donuts in my pockets and down my pants.

Wear a baseball cap, and put more food on top of your head, then wear it out.

Lube your ass with sweet and sour sauce, then stick more food up there. If you are lucky enough to have a gf have her lube both her ass and pussy and do the same.

Need more tips, senpai.

Are vegas buffets worth it?

I haven't eaten at Golden Corral in so long, I think I might go there for a nice hearty supper.