/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20543491
Waaaa
People are making fun of my generation for being a bunch of candyassgots
Waaaaa
Waaaaa
Thats what you sound like

>>20469851
So the joke is calling spaniards mexicans ?

>>20469862
I too enjoyed this humor

>>20343530
I had a gf years ago that would make such a stink if there was mustard on something, like it made her irrationally angry

Fuck that dumb whore , she could not control her emotions for shit

>>20340384
>man's jam

>>20207563
You were watching alternative medicine bullshit
Its even dumber than astrology
Grow up, there is not a bunch of old food clogging up your colon

>>20184692
This, in fact most slow cooked beefs just suck.
I love slow cooked pork though

>>20170462
>if I’m given a steak with flabby or gristly bits on it I end up having to cut it all off and wasting a lot.

I absolutely hate when I cook a steak for some chick and she does this
You are cutting off all the flavor
Why cant you just man up and level up?
Rare fatty steak is what I have worked so hard to perfect

>>20081766

sorry anon, my recipe includes vegetable oil just like helemans
I tried every oil also and none of them worked

>>20036024
agreed, lets keep them coming

>>19941970
Sorry you are sad, friend. Remember, even small progress every day adds up over time. Good luck

>>19665930
What racial group are you part of that is much better than that?
Even the smartest races are close to 50% of the population under 100
Do you understand how standard deviations even work?

OP are you a gay fish?

>>19633287
anon you need a certain amount of calories every day
why would you not count cost by the calorie instead of the pound?

I took a woman to a BBQ on a date a few years back
She ate 4 large BBQed chicken thighs and in all honesty I never asked her out again
Who eats 4 thighs ?

>>19480567
You forgot to say the first part where you say you like your women like you like your sriracha

Just be yourself OP, dont let some woman control you. They just want to share in your glory while adding nothing back.
This is why women are disgusted at the idea of dating men that make less money or are otherwise lower in status.
A woman with a PHD does not want to date a man with only a bachelors.

>>19236875
can't tel if you're a gay guy or a ugly chick

>>19225771
>fear of women
yeah no one is afraid.
the feminized media like to say anyone they dont like is afraid
Homophobic!!!!
no one is scared of the gays anon, no one , its a dumb thing to say

Also , they men that flew planes into the world trade center were not cowards
They were despicable , they were murderers , but they damn sure were not cowards .

Why do women always twist the truth so much?

>>19221400
Because it is seeming accurate. He makes a good case.
You might have trouble with the hypothetical. Not your fault ,everyone has different strengths

>>19207889
>captain-american
Oh here we go with the ever changing PC cleanup up language
What was wrong with Cap'n American ?
Why did it have to change?
It just means the same thing anyways

>>19190918
And no one wants to deal with your bridezilla for normal pay
And you have outed yourself as lower class by even doing such a think in lieu of a proper catered dinner.
Just from the information ITT its easy to see that this dinner has a 30% chance of becoming a total nightmare for the staff.
Yeah , fuck right the fuck off with your wedding dinner on the cheap idea.

>>19142195
How can they possible create a bean with no meat?

>>19119449
Its so cute! she is pretending to poop!
Wouldnt that be funny if women pooped?

Find a Tacos Al Pablano , every bordertown has one
Order a queso taco with the meat of your choice
You will thank me later