/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20003466
WTF; is this legit or is he just trolling? I mean, he ain't Bruno but I still like watching his show for shits and giggles.

Also, never EVER admit into mental hospital unless you are full schizo (not some "haven't slept for three days bullshit) and if someone attacks you, use all the lethal force you have, better to have only one story in the court.

>>19991815
*enter restaurant*
*rip a loud, wet fart*
oopsie-daisy! looks like i made a little poopsie-woopsie!
*fart again*
*customers turn their head to face me*
i'm so sorry everyone! ugh, i'm so embarrased!
*fart*
*waiter groans and puts his head in his hand*

>>19634797
>when she gives up and starts running her tiny hands over the shaft

>>19167785
>11min
>>19167787
>15min
>>19167843
8 min
So which one is it?

>score second date with this hoe
>tell her I want to cook for her
>ask her what she likes
>sausage, pickles, cucumbers, bananas, eggplant
What the fuck do I make?

>>18967913
>no one does this

>>18661435
that magnetic knife strip is bothering the shit out of. What a fucking mess.

>>18632242
why would jews do that? how would it help poison le goy?

>>18569574
Anon what did you say

>>18403577
GOOD
I'm too autistic to talk to a person
It makes me nervous

>>18384151
cute

i saw pics of the wounds after this thing exploded for a dude. i will never buy this shit

I think of Burger king or KFC what i think of popcorn at the movies. Not real food. Just snacks you give to children because they think it's a rule to eat it there.
I'd never thought that this is something americans eat on a daily basis.
It's so sad

>>18127890
>Those are all actual flavors, except superman
What if there was a Superman flavor and it just tasted like his sweat. Hahaha I wouldn't buy that at all haha

>thinking about that time i made medium rare pork

>>18016138
>Naggar

>I’m the designated driver today

Is it cringe to go to a restaurant by myself? Will the waitress make fun of me?

>buy potting mix to make a comfy garden
>shit has safety instructions
>says I can get legionnaires disease and all kinds of infections from it
f-fuck

>>17272101
>>17272128
>>17272459
>>17272927
>>17273286
>mfw some people on this board actually know how to cook