/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14536786
lmao this is fantastic, lad

>>11874304
No Ja/ck/ is a man of Jesus

>>10967361
maybe he could become catholic and drape some beads off it

>>10939979
It's ok because Jesus will heal him.

>>10770128
You're in my prayers, anon

>>10472892
Why did Jack take off his signet ring in this...?

don't Joey don't my back and tell me you're Ja/ck/ing

>>10194814
he's italian

>>10123872
He has fucking REVIEWED and RECOMMENDED airfryers in the past.

>>9773933
He is awash in the light of the A L M I G H T Y

Thankfully Jack (almost 100% Sicilian) discovered the importance of water softening so nothing like this will ever happen again. Also unironically he has kind of lost weight I guess.

>>8853551
heaven be thy name for you have truly blessed us with this juicy #aBetterMeme

>>8560381
your lashing out at me doesn't make you any less wrong. He did redo it. He uploaded a correctly baked Chess Pie.
The irony is you uploaded such an incorrect post about someone else being a fuck up.

I have no idea how much Jack weighs, but he's been slimming up lately. Relatively speaking

I would have to say mine is Jack's wife, Jill Scalfani, if you can survive Ja/ck/'s moist juices you have got to be a paragon of digestion

>>7792238

>>7718733
If you fail to pray, you pray to fail

Aka /jackgen/ part 2

Had two McChickens today, absolutely brilliant.

>>7528181
/ck/ is moderated by "social media experts" from the fast food companies. Have 5 McDonalds threads up if you want to but don't you dare post Ja/ck/.

>these ramsay OLIVE OIL IN ON THE HEAT OFF THE HEAT memery threads are allowed but any thread remotely referencing Ja/ck/ is deleted
>we can also have like 5 big mac threads going at once
Mods a shit.

my dream is for Jack Scalfani, creator of the world's best BBQ sauce and host of Jack on the Go to have her on as a guest star. The two would go out to an ethnic restaurant together, we'd get to come in close on all their bites and blunders and look on in amusement as their social inability disturbs those they encounter. Tay got eat no fat and Jack could eat no lean. I'm not foolish enough to think Mme.Swift would ever be low enough to toss jack a bone, but that's why I call it a dream.

Stop deleting Ja/ck/ threads. Even if you don't like Ja/ck/ posting, it'll still be around, but instead of being confined to 1-3 threads, it'll be dispersed in many threads where it might not be as welcomed. It's also arbitrary to leave up Ramsay, Alton, and Oliver threads whilst deleting Ja/ck/ threads. Most of the time we don't post about a chef's skill; we mostly post about their meme value and personal quirks.

With Ramsay it's OLIVE OIL, IN, JUST... MOVE IT. FUCKING RAW, >undercooked scrambled eggs, etc. With Alton it's muh Good Eats, muh no uni-taskers ever, muh /k/. So with Jack it's SALMONELLA, NAPALM THE PALESTINIANS, etc. Same shit.

>tfw jakatak69 signs on to PSN
>tfw he starts playing far cry primal
>tfw you're also playing far cry primal

Heavenly