/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I did it at a party once. Opened the homeowners fridge when I was alone in the kitchen, took a big bite and put it back. Some hours later the woman of the house stopped the music and shouted, "Ok, who the FUCK took a bite from our cheese?!" Everyone was confused and the party continued. After a while I took her to the side and told her it was one of the other party goers who did it because he was drunk and too ashamed to admit it. I then told the man of the house the same thing but with another party goer. This happened like 10 years ago and they still don't know that I'm the one who did it.