/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10017581
>reddit spacing
>claims 7 figure income
>trash talks cooking on a cooking board
>defends fast food

Not only are you a liar and a moron, but you're shit tier at bait.

>>9473645
>raw salmon in poke
And you're implying other ingredients are days old?

>>9453095
Lol, that's where you're wrong. My house was stricter than my friends, and if I did try to get away with something, my crazy sister was there to rat me out.
>be 15, somked a joint for the first time after marching band practice
>my friend comes home with me afterwards to wait for parents to get off work
>we watch old Looney Tunes cartoons and laugh
>my friend falls asleep
>my mom waits till parents pick friend up, and after conspiring with my sister, accuses us of SNIFFING GLUE OR HUFFING PAINT

>MFW

>>9425678
I'm not Italian, and don't even pretend to know everything about Italian cuisine, but I have spent plenty of time in Italy, and brought back a few cookbooks along the way. So here's a funny story:
>get back from one of my trips to Italy, and invite friends over for dinner
>tell them I'm going to make Italian food (since I just got back, and was already missing it)
>serve antipasti to start, they all seem okay with that
>cook Roman dumplings, fish with anchovy sauce, and serve with fennel & escarole salad
>friends all stymied, one of them doesn't believe any of it is Italian food, 2 others complain they thought I was going to make "real" Italian food. Other 2 just eat it and talk about how good it is.
>mfw

>>9190683
>thinks parroting is legit

>>9150338
Horse ovaries, you say?