/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Try new pizza place a couple weeks ago
>Tasted fine and felt fine for a few days
>Start feeling pain in stomach last Monday
>Persists throughout week, haven't shit in whole week
>Take laxatives that destroy my anus this past weekend
>Constant pain all weekend
>Stop shitting, but mild pain in stomach starts up again yesterday and continues to persist

Am I going to die, /ck/?

What are some foods that you don't necessarily hate but don't like enough to ever go out of your way for?
I 100% honestly do not care that much for pizza, no matter how "good" it's supposed to be.
>DUDE this is the BEST pizza in the world you gotta try
I tried it and I tried it again and I tried it some more, but absolutely every single time I try something like this it is absolutely only just marginally better than any old flabby sad slice of dry New York-style cracker pizza. Pizza is the boringest food in existence and I don't understand how anyone above the age of 8 could go apeshit over it, in whatever form it may happen to be.
What other foods are like that for you?

What's the worst pizza you've had? I'm not talking about Little Caesar's. I'm talking about the stuff that people try to pass off as real pizza.

There's the one place on my campus that has the most bland, sauceless, fucking quesadilla I have ever tasted. The toppings they have on it are either put together by a kid with some sort of mental disorder or someone who shouldn't be working with food. One time it was artichoke and pear. Disgusting.

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that NY pizza is mediocre at best?

I recently got a job at a local Pizza Parlor. I think it's really boring making pizzas and breadsticks and other greasy shit.

What can I do to enjoy it more?