/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Still tho, for like the first 70 posts this was a well good time. Got some punch recipes to boot.

Thanks /ck/, you're a p chill board and I enjoyed my time here.

>>5771208
why would she? you think all people have such little willpower like you?

>>5771365
theoretically speaking for example,
after reading your comment I feel as if you are probably on some kind of drugs, and I feel that you took so so very many drugs that I got high by reading your post.

>>5488218
>turkey patties
u wot
>microwave
WHOA WHOA
>Google advised
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

m8 U need some real tip top tips from a real cheffy weffy m8

>>5226591
ok

>>5124407

>>5032099
>>5032123
I had the exact opposite experience.

my parents would always try to trick me into eating things they knew I already willingly tried, because they never trusted me. they basically thought that when i said "yuck" I was just being a little piece of ****, for no reason of course.

>at dinner
>hey anon try this nasty thing we made extra smelly and bitter too
>I don't know.....
>CMON just tryyyy it you willl lovvvvve it
>I don't knowwww......
>Cmooooooonnnnnnnn don't be selfish
>what?
>Cmoooooooooooonnnnnnnnn try it
>FINE wow...
>try (disgusting thing) and gag and spit it right on the floor since it was so gross that I couldn't even take the time to walk to the trash
>"OH ANON YOU DRAMA QUEEN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL YOUR SO SELFISH"
>it was horrible
>"no it wasn't! it was delicious your a liar"
>NO it was horrible
>leave dinner

here is where it gets really horrible
>exactly the next day
>"hey anoonnnn try this thing you will love it"
>huh? no thats the same thing you tried to give me yesterday
>"no it isn't"
>no thanks.
>five seconds later
>"hey anonnnnn i have a piece of bread for youu"
>its (disgusting thing) pathetically wrapped in a small piece of bread
>mom dad i told you i don't like that
>"what are you talking about?"
>I SAID NO YOU MOTHER********ERS
>"wow anon your so selfish you never try anything we do so much for you do you know how much dishes we wash for you"

>>4949118
>I go on /ck/
>for this recipe you will need onion and-
>"HE IS TELLING ME WHAT TO BUY"
>"SHILL ALERT ITS THE ONION PEOPLE TRYING TO SELL ME ONIONS"

>>4890182
NO.

ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE.


THE RAGE I EXPERIENCE WHEN:

>be 10
>yey thenksgeving
>mom dad we having pumpkin pie?
>yes
>they go the the stroe
>come homo
>open the bag
>open the pie box
>take bite
>SPIT SPIT PUKE COUGH COUGH SPIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR PUKE IN MY MOMS PURSE
>honey honey whats wrong
>dad is like "oh maybe he doesn't like sweer potatoes pie"


YOU FRICKS