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>>19051774
You must not be American
When the bill is served the American couple perform a mating dance not different from the ones many birds do
The male must asses his chances of reproduction while the female has to judge how good his genes are to pass down to her children
Will he tip?
How much will he tip?
Is he also planning to purchase dessert? (Desserts in America are big and colorful like birds feathers, they don't really taste like anything beyond sugar but they aren't meant to)
It's not always the best strategy for the male to leave a big tip and buy dessert as the female may still decline worsening his chances with another female by depleting his money