/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11516754

Alpha-wolfmode > Beta-sheepmode

>ketone metabolism as an emergency backup
BAHAHAHAHA! Most of you fat fucks never even get a chance to burn ANY fat before carbing up again and rebuilding that wall of glycogen. I've been mostly sedentary all year, sitting on my ass eating meat, and I've been gaining muscle mass without lifting anything heavier than a dick. Exercise science is mostly LIES. I only exercise while commuting, having fun, hunting, or escaping danger, and I'm healthy as fuck.

Your arguments are all hereby invalidated by my supreme phallic authority as an apex predator. Do you wanna die of pancreatic cancer like Steve Jobs, the fruitarian? God help your poor organs because surely you won't.

>willingly stepping down the food chain to addle your mind and body with sugar just because it "tastes good"
Good goy!

Carbohydrates are completely unnecessary. You're living a goddamn lie and it's making you sick.