/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be me
>In college
>have a couple of the scammy coke vending machines in diner hall
>machines with horizontal dispenser belts
>machine breaks on faithful day

>desperate people trying to get their drinks
>drinks stack on dispenser
>just sit there as three chipmunk looking twats purchase drinks
>still stacking
>keep watching
>''Haha, little faggot...''
>They give it up and leave the machine

>I do not fall in such mortal traps
>Feel... tempted
>Very... tempted
>Walk towards the machine
>Brain desperately trying to stop my autistic hand from reaching for my wallet
>I do it anyway

>Iamonlyhuman.EXE
>Press selected beverage
>Fucking machine gives off distress call
>Like a beached whale
>No idea what to do
>Dispenser slot opens
>Hold it open becauae autism

>Bottle by bottle, beautiful beverages slip out in to my hand
>OHMAMA.gif
>Fill pockets
>Heart is filled with joy and sorrow
>This is what i've become
>A lowly thief
>A lucky thief

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MWF I've been to Maine but never thought to try lobster rolls.

I've been drinking coffee for well over 10 years at this point. Is there anyway to add sugar to it in such a way that the sugar doesn't just coalesce at the bottom of the mug? I feel retarded for not knowing this. Stirring doesn't seem to help.