/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13258562
It's The Chicken's Foot

>>13125367
this is awesome dont get me wrong but just because you can doesn't mean you should.
sometimes safety regulations aren't arbitrary

>meet girl at small pub
>chat her up
>she tells me she is quite the wine connoisseur
>get her number
>call her a few days later for a date
>she says "yea"
>pick her up and tell her that im going to a place with some good wine
>pick her up
>take her to burger king
>she says, "anon...I thought you were taking me to a nice wine place...
>we have a good time at BK
>make a bunch of stupid jokes that she laughs at
>lol jk I'm taking you to a winery where they do tasting
>free wine shots.jpg
>she thinks its romantic
>she gets drunk
>take her home
>fuck
Long story short she went to an abortion clinic and 10 years later still texts me saying I forced her to kill "our" child.

>>12473703
Sometimes the silence, sometimes the ambient sound of my computer, sometimes bird chirps and other times the fucking seagulls who made a nest six fucking meters from my goddamn window