/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>school has hotdog day/pizza day/stirfry day/cinnamonbun day/etc day
>parent had to pay a few so kids could get the food on those special days
>be poorfag that never got those
>everyone in class is eating pizza or BBQ'd hotdogs and Im sitting there eating a dry bologna sandwich
>theres extra food leftover and they wont even give it out to the poorfag kids and just take it away out of the room

I usually eat 3 sausage mcmuffins, and with 3 hashbrowns. I put the hasbrown into the mcmuffins like a patty, so I can eat it with one hand while I drive to work. I eat all 3 before I get there.

>>10063631

>tfw just want a gf with massive cow tits with big fat nipples and bulging veins
>if I dont milk her every day or two they swell up super huge with milk

>see cashier is cute grill
>no self checkout in sight
>go put back bottle of unscented hand lotion
>buy jug of corn oil instead

>you will never be a 6'4" chinese guy and call your restaraunt Big Dongs