/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>live with fat ass roommate who never cleans up after himself
>has had a lap band for eight years but is still fat; constantly doing fad diets like juicing or no carb
>socially stunted, might have assburgers
>no common sense
>is cheap and rarely cooks for himself something that isn't frozen or a slab of meat
>likes to use my high quality ingredients and clean pans and plates

For example
>made fried chicken last week
>was absolutely delicious, offered roommate some
>"Tempting but no anon I'm on no carb."
>I can tell he's jelly as shit
>sneaks a piece later during a midnight snack raid
>leave the vat of frying oil on the stove to clean up later; would have been good for another fry

>go out of town the next day
>return to the apartment
>vaguely smokey, fire alarm is torn off the wall and broken, all windows open
>ohshit.jpg
>see stove range
>good thing we have electric stove because grease spatters everywhere
>walls discolored
>roommate hears me come home and explains what happened
>tried to make fried chicken and failed
>see the vat of frying oil is untouched
>"So what did you fry with?"
>"Oh I used your extra virgin olive oil anon."
>shows me the expensive bottle of my California extra virgin
>only about five tablespoons left of the full bottle I had...
>this dumb fucker seriously trying to fry with extra virgin to be "healthy"
>"I'll replace the olive oil for you anon."
>I still have to clean the stove and do the burnt dishes as usual because he leaves shit like that for days
>five days later he returns with a plastic jug of "olive oil"
>cheapest grocery store brand he could find
>the color is darker
>the taste is rancid and nothing like the sweetness of my olive oil
>probably fake and completely unpalatable

He's also incapable of doing dishes properly. I finally had a talk with him about doing dishes, but when he does do them there's a layer of grease because he doesn't wash with enough soap or warm water.