/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>make chilli dogs for my bf like he wanted
>he makes me eat twice as many as he does
>belly is big and gassy
>he invites his mom over
>everything going well, holding in toots
>his mom goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water
>bf punches me in the gut
>starts crying
>his mom comes back in
>she asks me what's wrong
>between tears start letting out nasty toots
>his mom looks upset
>cry even more
>bf looks very displeased
>yells at me for embarrassing him in front of his mom
>have to lick his mom's feet as an apology

So my question is, what should I make for dessert?

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