/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17174188
Imagine letting one person dictate the whole fucking meal.

Here are the real signs that you are a poor/shit cook.

>doesn't own a tormek to achieve an exact angle on your knife
>meat isn't uniform in doneness
>thinks a convection oven is enough when combi ovens exist
>doesnt own multiple types of rice in bags at least 10 lbs in weight
>reliant on the local supermarket for all of their food and does not call around to local farms for fresh produce, dairy, and eggs
>makes the icky face for more than a couple types of food
>tells you to do the quickest method possible for any dish to "save time"
>doesn't make as many components of the meal from scratch as possible
>can't even imagine what a spice tastes like on its own because they only use spice mixes

For me its Jamie Oliver

>Still giving your money to corrupt professional sports institutions and funding the lavish lifestyles of the low IQ felons they employ and enriching the globohomo owners

>MAKING FUN OF GORDON BAD

>>16651730

We Need to Talk About Gordon

>>16593797

Made this sandwich for my wife and her boyfriend