/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>work in restaurant
>extra large person-sized package arrives carried by package man
>turn around to the kitchen and say "oh hey my dildos have arrived"
>entire world stands up and roars in laughter
>head chef, hooing and guffawing still, rips my jeans off and puts an entire stick of butter up my asshole
>slams the entire package wholesale up my cookie maker
>whispers "who's the joker now, baby?" into my ear
>i stifle my laughter as one single tear drops down my cheek "i am, chef..."
>respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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