/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There are no bad cuts of meat. There are only bad cooks.

ITT: food wisdom from family members

My uncle on making soup: no matter how much salt you put in, Campbell's puts in more

>>17828031
Trapezoid

You are what you eat.

>>13934752
A burger has minced beef.

Pork? Not a burger.
Chicken? Not a burger.
Beef steak? Not a burger.
Vegan? Not a burger.

The ONLY EXCEPTION to this is if it's used as a synonym for american.

>>13185122
They deserved it for being hedonists.

>>12556352
>tfw to intelligent to cut anything i eat

>salty
why do people say this? why not just say it tastes good? People know it's just a marketing term to sell table salt, right?

How does one cook lamb kidney with as little other ingredients as possible and make it taste good?

Slow cook with tomato paste and a bay leaf almost like a steak and kidney pie recipe?

peak pleb filter

/ck/ why dont you guys already know french cuisine is best cuisine?

>>11322778
Build your own poutine.

Easy to serve, easy to make, normies love anything with cheese and meat.

>>11286613
What intellectuals use

>have flu
>mom crushes some garlic and mixes it with honey
>it actually works
Doesn't taste to bad either. Sprite/Lemon or Ginger drinks also work sometimes.
Pic unrelated

>buy slowcook cut of beef
>cut up and cook like a steak
>it's tender and delicious
What's the deal? why? am I going to die?

>>10019294
No, it's a flat spoon

>Because of my genetics, I can not consume this so called "food". It is complete and utterly vile.

>>9789632
>tfw too intelligent to not build a still and make moonshine and drink top shelf vodka practically for free

cooking cured brainletism by making our feeding habits more efficient

>>9563217
Tell us about how since the earth is getting overpopulated anyways we should just let people die or how literally everyone is stupid and vapid now anon
>tfw so intelligent you realize medicine is inhibiting human evolution

>>9545734
yw m8